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When he sleeps, Chuck Norris can catch any fish using a deaf ear as bait.
(ADCN)

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After watching a National Geographic documentary on Attila, Chuck Norris burned ten acres of meadow that was behind the ranch on it and sprinkled a box of coarse salt for 1 kg Now on that land is the largest botanical garden in the world.
(ADCN)

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One day, playing bingo, Chuck Norris has done both, Yahweh, quadruplet, fives, bingo, Connect 4, seven and a half and full-scale on the same line. All this after extraction of the first number.
(shipped Rubes)

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Since Chuck Norris was born, it was decided to update the "law of nature" (the strongest survive) by adding the "law of Highlander" (ne rimarrà soltanto uno).
(ADCN)

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Nel 2009, Chuck Norris presenterà "Amici di Maria de Filippi". Scuoiati.
(ADCN)

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Quando un avversario gli fa vedere i sorci verdi, Chuck Norris, dopo averlo sconfitto, sconfigge anche i sorci verdi.
(spedito da rubes)

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Per potersi impossessare del mondo, Chuck Norris sta aspettando che the only person to die in fear. That person is Chuck Norris.
(shipped lukewebsurfer)

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CERN would discover the dark matter. Chuck Norris has studied it and took ninth in orality and 8 in writing.
(ADCN)

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St. Peter has the keys to paradise. Chuck Norris has the infrared remote control in the glove compartment of the pick-up.
(shipped Rubes)

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Chuck Norris has a look so magnetic that sometimes, when walking, flying in the face of the manhole covers.
(shipped Rubes)

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Chuck Norris can complete the 5 faces of Rubik's cube, leaving unresolved the sixth.
(shipped Rubes)

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Chuck Norris is fifteen years committed to referee a game of football, not yet begun. They are still waiting for the penny falls.
(shipped Rubes)

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Chuck Norris has dug out the casino in Monte Carlo at the dice game, scoring 15. Throwing a single die. Broth.
(shipped Rubes)

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When Chuck Norris goes in front of a black cat, black cat touch. Only to realize soon after that is female, and die the next moment for an accident. The name of the accident is Chuck Norris.
(ADCN)

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For his last birthday party, Chuck Norris aveva chiesto ai suoi amici di vestire elegante, e possibilmente in gessato. Dopo che alcuni di loro si erano presentati in jeans e maglietta, Chuck Norris li ha colpiti con un calcio rotante a testa. Alla fine della serata ha esclamato: "Ora sono ingessati".
(spedito da lukewebsurfer)

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Chuck Norris can ask if it is to turn to the Statue of Liberty.
(ADCN)

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Ogni mattina in Texas, un cattivo si sveglia e sa che dovrà correre più in fretta di Chuck Norris o verrà ucciso. Ogni mattina in Texas, Chuck Norris si sveglia e sa già di poter correre più veloce del cattivo, quindi se la prende comoda e torna a dormire.
Quando il Sole sorge, it does not matter if you're bad or Chuck Norris is so useless to run ...
(shipped Rubes)

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In the beginning the show "Murder, She Wrote" was called "The Woman in White", then the actress met Chuck Norris and if it is done under fear.
(ADCN)

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Chuck Norris can download media content into the gutter media.
(ADCN)

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Chuck Norris won the Triathlon World Championships in swimming and running water on the asphalt, then finishes at ease aboard a pedal boat, sipping a Margarita the other competitors were engaged in marathon final.
(shipped Rubes)

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The idea for the film "Missing in Action" is coming soon after I heard Chuck Norris burp.
(ADCN)

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One day, playing Clue, Chuck Norris found out who killed John Fitzgerald Kennedy. E 'was Chuck Norris.
(Rubes & ADCN)

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For orientation, the pole star follows star ranger Chuck Norris.
(shipped the Rubes)

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Chuck Norris once killed a shadow minister with a fluorescent lamp.
(ADCN)